Thursday, November 3, 2011

random observations from the toddler trenches

  • B. has eaten a bag of Sun Chips and an almond in the past two days without any pleading on my part. Both firsts. Somehow I missed the "this is new thing week" memo.
  • Buying (and encouraging) a book called Everybody Poops was an massively bad idea. I have been reading about and looking at feces for four days straight. Sometimes before my morning coffee. I now hate this book with a passion. B. obviously loves it.
  • There are several things I gloss over when talking to friends. Such as B. slept in our bed for 8 months straight. And we're not co-sleepers. We were just too wimpy to kick him out. And every morning for the past month B. has eaten a Fluffernutter or a Nutella sandwich. There is no excuse except he will otherwise go to preschool without eating. If he were a hunger-striking dissident, he would have overturned my dictatorship by now. It's hard to negotiate with someone who has virtually no interest in eating.

2 comments:

  1. Amazon site reviews of the book were pretty bad - you are not alone.

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  2. Don't feel guilty about the Fluffernutters. Have you heard of HALT-- Hungry Angry Lonely Tired? It's an acronym to remember to help ward off tantrums/meltdowns. Keep on doing whatever it takes to get B to eat before school, even if it involves Nutella!

    There is even research going on right now to see if extra smart kids are at a higher risk for low blood sugar, because their brains use up glucose at a faster level through "thinking".

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